Lord ChickenNugget
Lord ChickenNugget
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| Points: | 181.261 |
| Rank: | 11 |
| Opponents defeated: |
79.740 (165.)
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| Tribe: |
TSU
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| Night bonus: |
Current: 23:00-07:00
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| Villages (52) |
Coordinates |
Points |
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379|508 |
729 |
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380|508 |
534 |
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374|532 |
835 |
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377|528 |
1.109 |
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368|510 |
1.141 |
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363|522 |
462 |
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338|529 |
284 |
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382|511 |
1.576 |
|
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381|511 |
6.722 |
|
|
380|511 |
676 |
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378|509 |
1.634 |
|
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381|508 |
6.651 |
|
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378|512 |
6.289 |
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380|510 |
1.626 |
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375|506 |
5.448 |
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376|507 |
817 |
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377|514 |
4.948 |
|
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379|511 |
1.009 |
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379|515 |
5.978 |
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379|507 |
881 |
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374|516 |
5.556 |
|
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377|529 |
1.589 |
|
|
377|534 |
6.241 |
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376|514 |
2.624 |
|
|
375|514 |
8.309 |
|
|
375|513 |
9.743 |
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370|508 |
1.371 |
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373|535 |
5.489 |
|
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374|535 |
5.898 |
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373|531 |
9.919 |
|
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366|526 |
6.223 |
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367|532 |
6.672 |
|
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367|506 |
800 |
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361|508 |
8.439 |
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362|506 |
5.992 |
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364|524 |
6.026 |
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360|519 |
1.990 |
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360|515 |
775 |
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|
361|523 |
10.029 |
|
|
360|510 |
594 |
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359|504 |
6.603 |
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362|523 |
5.452 |
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349|518 |
636 |
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350|525 |
540 |
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348|537 |
642 |
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349|517 |
548 |
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349|536 |
5.297 |
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346|533 |
682 |
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350|540 |
572 |
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351|536 |
5.423 |
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342|530 |
569 |
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346|538 |
669 |
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Profile
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Personal text
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~ Dream Team at it again! ~
- - -
How TW affected my life: (Part II)
1 - I now refer to my alarm clock as my early warning system.
2 - I refuse to open the door for strangers unless they’ve sent me a friendly message first.
3 - I tried to rename my neighborhood K55, but the city council rejected my request.
4 - My coworkers think I’ve joined a cult because I keep talking about “the tribe”.
5 - When my Wi-Fi disconnects, I immediately start planning revenge attacks on my router.
6 - I once yelled “INCOMING!” when my kid threw a Lego at me.
7 - I no longer shake hands — I send peace offers.
8 - I refresh my email at work because I expect a scout report from my spies.
9 - My morning commute is now called the noble train.
10 - I use travel time calculators to estimate how long it’ll take to microwave my lunch.
11 - Every time someone says “farming,” I feel a strange urge to open a spreadsheet.
12 - I panic when timers count down — even my washing machine triggers flashbacks.
13 - My dog has been promoted to Paladin of the Base Village.
14 - My cat keeps attacking my screen; I assume it’s raiding again.
15 - My boss asked for a progress report — I sent him a battle report with losses and morale.
16 - I once yelled “Fake attack!” when my wife asked to talk.
17 - My grocery list is now labeled Village 001 (Main).
18 - I no longer trust anyone who says “I’m just scouting.”
19 - I told my neighbor to clear the barb next door so I can noble it.
20 - I now measure time in attack intervals instead of hours.
21 - My credit card got declined and I blamed it on coin minting cooldown.
22 - I once overslept and woke up in panic because I thought I missed the night bonus window.
23 - When my car broke down, I called roadside assistance and told them I’d been nobled.
24 - My wife got mad when I said I needed more farm space before we could have another kid.
25 - I call my friend who never attacks anyone a simmer.
26 - My calendar is full of alarms labeled “Send nobles” and “Fake K45”.
27 - My kid’s bedtime routine now includes checking for incoming fakes.
28 - I started referring to my bills as tribute demands.
29 - I stopped buying groceries in bulk because I can’t protect that many resources overnight.
30 - My family now avoids saying “attack” around me — it causes command overview flashbacks. |
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